The Fashionable Slug

I promise this post isn’t because of the recent post  “The Great Outdoors That is the Greater South Side” by the illustrious writer Jenni Schwartz.  I can’t combat with all of her creatures great and gross.

Tonight on my way into the house from class I saw the most magnificent slug.  That’s right, I used the word magnificent to describe a slimy untoward little creature.  I’ve only ever seen the thumb NAIL sized brownish pinkish creature we have back home.  This slug was bigger then my thumb and was quite fashionable.  He was sporting some mean leopard print.  I hope I see him around again for I’ve name him Lepstein.